[Must Read] Fake Life On February 14 Episode 1
Episode 1
…….Shout out to all you guys and ladies
out there that you call yourselves what
you cannot become in the next 100 years
to come and even till you die….How
funny does that sounds in your
hear,when you call yourself the luxury
things that you are not when you can’t
get it at all…. But Before you act big
when you are not,let you and I both read
the story of this guy called Jones
……The day was bored like never, when
Jones,a guy at his early 20s (20-23) who
just finished his B.Sc as a
Horticulturist,but due to his poor status
he decided to stay with his friends
Phillip and Lanre.
The morning was bright like never when
he (Jones) was found with one of his
friend(Phillip but popularly known as
Pippy) when they are both playing the
ludo game together at the front of their
own 2 bedroom apartment which was
solely secured by Pippy
“Omo,so you no ft play well, and you are
lambasting that you will defeat me
Ehn?”Jones said jokingly as he continue
to roll his die on the ludo platform
“See you, so you think you can…….. (he
threw the die only to notice that it was a
double six that showed up
“Yes!! Yess!!! I got it”Pippy shouted in
excitement as he saw his friend’s face
“oya play jare abeg”Jones said trying to
show that he’s not moved by that
“Okay, oya oo.. 1,2,3….”He counted
Is that all? “Jones said in anticipation
“no, Ehn Ehn, less I forget Jonzy”Pippy
said as he pushed the ludo game aside
“what is that friend? “Jones said as he
focused on Pippy well
“Last night, mama landlord called me
and she reported you to me?”Pippy said
wearing on a frown face
“Ohhhh, what is wrong with this mama
again”Jones said as he flared up
“Calm down Man, she said she doesn’t
like how you do in this house?”Pippy
said
“Okay, what did she say that we
do?”Jones replied her in a feeble manner
“Not we but you only”Pippy answered in
a reciprocating way
“okay what did she said that I did”He
said
“Better,she said that she doesn’t like your
ways, I means the way you live your life,
bringing different kind of girls into the
house with no reason or no one to point
at that that is my wife-to-be, it’s unfair
man and I personally do tell you that you
should try to live a good life,this thing is
becoming too much”Pippy gave him a
friendly advice
“woo,leave that for me, I live my life like
muah muah “He said as he kisses his
wrapped fingers
“But Jonzy, I’m telling you the real truth
because….
Before Pippy could finish his
speech,Jonzy,on seeing a fresh lady
passing and rolling sideways across the
front of their house
Seeing this Jones jumped up from his seat
“”*he whistled on seeing the sexy lady
passing across** “wo, Pippy,i will be
back now,just two minutes “he said as he
rushed down to double cross the lady
because he knows that she’s horny like
never
“But Jonzy wait now, I’m still talking,
you can’t walk out on me like that”Pippy
shouted at him
“Pippy you know that? “He signalled to
Pippy
“And what is that?”Pippy asked being
confused
“that ladies first **he winks at Pippy**
“I pray that you won’t be killed by
ladies”Pippy said in return as he saw his
friend going down the stairs
“Hi…hello pretty damsel”Jones called her
from afar as he was running towards her
“Yes?”the Lady said as she turned
around to see who was calling her
“Wao!! I said it,i knew it would be a
angel I was running towards “Jones
flattered
“**She smiled and saying** Thank you
“she said she turned back to continue
her walk
“Ahah not that fast now…. “He said as he
held her arm back
“aha what again now?”The lady said in
annoyance
“Okay I’m sorry if my manner of
approach is bad,…. I’m Jones by name
but my friends call me Jonzy”He said in
a flattering manner as he extends a
handshake to her
“And I’m Jenny”She said after receiving
the handshake
“Wao that a good name for a beautiful
lady like you, well before I forget, my
house is over there”He said boasting.
“Wao, you don’t mean it,that 3 bedroom
flat is yours?”Jenny said pointing to the
house
“yes now, including the cars out there
“He flattered again
“Well that so good of you”jenny said
“You know that sexy girl like you should
not be working under this scorching sun
or would you mind stepping aside just to
relax yourself?,”Jones said with a sexy
smile on his face
“Hmm, you know…. “Jenny wanted to
say something before Jones cut her
“Please don’t say no”he said jokingly as
he was trying to plead
“Okay no problem “Jenny said
“Thank you very much dear “Jones said
as he showed a way saying ladies first
It was just like a magic in the eyes of
Pippy when Jones brought back Jenny
into the house
“Oh my Goodness”Pippy shouted as he
saw Jones leading the Jenny into the
room
“What bro?, why the shout? “He said
smiling
“Jones, don’t tell me that was the lady
we both saw when we were playing ludo
outside earlier “Pippy said with a
surprised look
“Woo I just wan use this one to wash”he
whispered
“Heheh I pray you won’t die of pussy
“Pippy wondered
“Na you know, but anyway please I want
to beg you for something man”Jones
asked in a succumbing manner
“Then what is that? “Pippy asked him
“You See, I want you to act like my
errand boy ……
“Cut that, hope you have not boast to that
chick you called a girl that you own this
flat? “Pippy said as he snapped at Jones
“Guy please now, do this one for me
please?”Jones said in a pitifully manner
“but Jones wait how long will you
continue to live this kind of fake life, it
doesn’t pay at all”Pippy said advising
him
“Hello baby come now “Jenny called
from inside with a romantic voice
“Guy see you later,my baby is calling
me”He said as he rushes inside…
out there that you call yourselves what
you cannot become in the next 100 years
to come and even till you die….How
funny does that sounds in your
hear,when you call yourself the luxury
things that you are not when you can’t
get it at all…. But Before you act big
when you are not,let you and I both read
the story of this guy called Jones
……The day was bored like never, when
Jones,a guy at his early 20s (20-23) who
just finished his B.Sc as a
Horticulturist,but due to his poor status
he decided to stay with his friends
Phillip and Lanre.
The morning was bright like never when
he (Jones) was found with one of his
friend(Phillip but popularly known as
Pippy) when they are both playing the
ludo game together at the front of their
own 2 bedroom apartment which was
solely secured by Pippy
“Omo,so you no ft play well, and you are
lambasting that you will defeat me
Ehn?”Jones said jokingly as he continue
to roll his die on the ludo platform
“See you, so you think you can…….. (he
threw the die only to notice that it was a
double six that showed up
“Yes!! Yess!!! I got it”Pippy shouted in
excitement as he saw his friend’s face
“oya play jare abeg”Jones said trying to
show that he’s not moved by that
“Okay, oya oo.. 1,2,3….”He counted
Is that all? “Jones said in anticipation
“no, Ehn Ehn, less I forget Jonzy”Pippy
said as he pushed the ludo game aside
“what is that friend? “Jones said as he
focused on Pippy well
“Last night, mama landlord called me
and she reported you to me?”Pippy said
wearing on a frown face
“Ohhhh, what is wrong with this mama
again”Jones said as he flared up
“Calm down Man, she said she doesn’t
like how you do in this house?”Pippy
said
“Okay, what did she say that we
do?”Jones replied her in a feeble manner
“Not we but you only”Pippy answered in
a reciprocating way
“okay what did she said that I did”He
said
“Better,she said that she doesn’t like your
ways, I means the way you live your life,
bringing different kind of girls into the
house with no reason or no one to point
at that that is my wife-to-be, it’s unfair
man and I personally do tell you that you
should try to live a good life,this thing is
becoming too much”Pippy gave him a
friendly advice
“woo,leave that for me, I live my life like
muah muah “He said as he kisses his
wrapped fingers
“But Jonzy, I’m telling you the real truth
because….
Before Pippy could finish his
speech,Jonzy,on seeing a fresh lady
passing and rolling sideways across the
front of their house
Seeing this Jones jumped up from his seat
“”*he whistled on seeing the sexy lady
passing across** “wo, Pippy,i will be
back now,just two minutes “he said as he
rushed down to double cross the lady
because he knows that she’s horny like
never
“But Jonzy wait now, I’m still talking,
you can’t walk out on me like that”Pippy
shouted at him
“Pippy you know that? “He signalled to
Pippy
“And what is that?”Pippy asked being
confused
“that ladies first **he winks at Pippy**
“I pray that you won’t be killed by
ladies”Pippy said in return as he saw his
friend going down the stairs
“Hi…hello pretty damsel”Jones called her
from afar as he was running towards her
“Yes?”the Lady said as she turned
around to see who was calling her
“Wao!! I said it,i knew it would be a
angel I was running towards “Jones
flattered
“**She smiled and saying** Thank you
“she said she turned back to continue
her walk
“Ahah not that fast now…. “He said as he
held her arm back
“aha what again now?”The lady said in
annoyance
“Okay I’m sorry if my manner of
approach is bad,…. I’m Jones by name
but my friends call me Jonzy”He said in
a flattering manner as he extends a
handshake to her
“And I’m Jenny”She said after receiving
the handshake
“Wao that a good name for a beautiful
lady like you, well before I forget, my
house is over there”He said boasting.
“Wao, you don’t mean it,that 3 bedroom
flat is yours?”Jenny said pointing to the
house
“yes now, including the cars out there
“He flattered again
“Well that so good of you”jenny said
“You know that sexy girl like you should
not be working under this scorching sun
or would you mind stepping aside just to
relax yourself?,”Jones said with a sexy
smile on his face
“Hmm, you know…. “Jenny wanted to
say something before Jones cut her
“Please don’t say no”he said jokingly as
he was trying to plead
“Okay no problem “Jenny said
“Thank you very much dear “Jones said
as he showed a way saying ladies first
It was just like a magic in the eyes of
Pippy when Jones brought back Jenny
into the house
“Oh my Goodness”Pippy shouted as he
saw Jones leading the Jenny into the
room
“What bro?, why the shout? “He said
smiling
“Jones, don’t tell me that was the lady
we both saw when we were playing ludo
outside earlier “Pippy said with a
surprised look
“Woo I just wan use this one to wash”he
whispered
“Heheh I pray you won’t die of pussy
“Pippy wondered
“Na you know, but anyway please I want
to beg you for something man”Jones
asked in a succumbing manner
“Then what is that? “Pippy asked him
“You See, I want you to act like my
errand boy ……
“Cut that, hope you have not boast to that
chick you called a girl that you own this
flat? “Pippy said as he snapped at Jones
“Guy please now, do this one for me
please?”Jones said in a pitifully manner
“but Jones wait how long will you
continue to live this kind of fake life, it
doesn’t pay at all”Pippy said advising
him
“Hello baby come now “Jenny called
from inside with a romantic voice
“Guy see you later,my baby is calling
me”He said as he rushes inside…
To Be Continued
Source: http://www.classicpluz.com/2017/03/must-read-fake-life-on-february-14.html
Comments
Post a Comment